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Funny Quotes to Make You Laugh | Keep Inspiring Me

Funny Quotes to Make You Laugh | Keep Inspiring Me

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LESLIE NIELSEN

“Doing nothing is very hard to do. You never know when you’re finished.”

LESLIE NIELSEN

507

6.87K reads

OSCAR WILDE

“Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much. ”

OSCAR WILDE

488

6.55K reads

JEAN ROSTAND

“My pessimism extends to the point of even suspecting the sincerity of other pessimists.”

JEAN ROSTAND

403

6.14K reads

ALBERT EINSTEIN

“The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.”

ALBERT EINSTEIN

492

5.25K reads

DON MARQUIS

“A pessimist is a person who has had to listen to too many optimists.”

DON MARQUIS

407

4.83K reads

WINNIE THE POOH

“People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.”

WINNIE THE POOH

468

6.35K reads

DANIEL J. BOORSTIN

“Education is learning what you didn’t even know you didn’t know.”

DANIEL J. BOORSTIN

461

5.53K reads

MIKE BECHTLE

“People can’t drive you crazy if you don’t give them the keys.”

MIKE BECHTLE

489

4.78K reads

ZIG ZIGLAR

“People often say that motivation doesn’t last. Well, neither does bathing – that’s why we recommend it daily.”

ZIG ZIGLAR

518

6.17K reads

BENJAMIN FRANKLIN

“I didn’t fail the test. I just found 100 ways to do it wrong.”

BENJAMIN FRANKLIN

448

4.56K reads

CHARLES LAMB

“I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early.”

CHARLES LAMB

424

4.1K reads

OSCAR WILDE

“Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back.”

OSCAR WILDE

427

4.53K reads

MITCH HEDBERG

“I’m sick of following my dreams, man. I’m just going to ask where they’re going and hook up with ’em later.”

MITCH HEDBERG

410

3.94K reads

DWIGHT D. EISENHOWER

“Leadership is the art of getting someone else to do something you want done because he wants to do it.”

DWIGHT D. EISENHOWER

481

4.84K reads

GORE VIDAL

“It is not enough to succeed. Others must fail.”

GORE VIDAL

394

4.51K reads

BOB HOPE

“A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don’t need it.”

BOB HOPE

435

5.26K reads

WILL FERRELL

“Before you marry a person, you should at least make them use a computer with a slow internet connection to find out who they really are.”

WILL FERRELL

460

3.75K reads

“Have you ever noticed that anybody driving faster than you is a maniac, and anyone going slower than you is a moron?”

GEORGE CARLIN

447

4.66K reads

JUDITH MARTIN

“If you can’t be kind, at least be vague.”

JUDITH MARTIN

437

3.61K reads

TINA FEY

“Confidence is 10% work and 90% delusion.”

TINA FEY

427

3.48K reads

DALAI LAMA

“If you think you are too small to make a difference, try sleeping with a mosquito.”

DALAI LAMA

485

4.13K reads

JERRY SEINFELD

“Breaking up is like knocking over a Coke machine. You can’t do it in one push; you got to rock it back and forth a few times, and then it goes over.”

JERRY SEINFELD

388

3.52K reads

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Passionate learner and a writer on NovelToon. Ig: @d.angelonico_

CURATOR'S NOTE

Whether it’s a play on words, a funny observation about everyday things or old witty sayings, comedy has a way of making us realize we’re all going through the same stuff in this crazy life.

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